She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
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YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
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I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
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