yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
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Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
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We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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