your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
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I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
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Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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