Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
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Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
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he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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