For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
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hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
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When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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