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Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
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These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
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My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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