He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
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We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
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Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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