maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
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He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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