yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
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Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
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He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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