I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
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We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
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Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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