I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
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I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
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drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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