just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
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He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
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People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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