S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
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Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
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my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
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