the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
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No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
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Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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