so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
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I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
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Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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