She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
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You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
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Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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