but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
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other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
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And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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