Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
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STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
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i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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