all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
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Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
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I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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