and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
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I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
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In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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