i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
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I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
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My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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