Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
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there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
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I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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