HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
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I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
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I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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