oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
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OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
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A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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