How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
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going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
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we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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