I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I love having hate sex.
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I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
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WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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