end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
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i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
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Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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