that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
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hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
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That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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