in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
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the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
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If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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