What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Semen is not good for contacts.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
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I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
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So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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