You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
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This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
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I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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