you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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