Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
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Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
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Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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