That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
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So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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