if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
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I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
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There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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