i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
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I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
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I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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