..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
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Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
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On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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