There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
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Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
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Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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