i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
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At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
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The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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