I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
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I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
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Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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