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honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
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Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
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Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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