Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
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You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
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I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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