I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
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Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
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This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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