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say what?
wanna hang out?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
This house was built for laser tag.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
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I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
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ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
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