he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
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Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
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I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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