i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
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im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
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it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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