It's Friday. Sex?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
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dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
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I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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