i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Randomize