HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
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Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
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apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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