peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
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the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
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While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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